To start off the Millennium proper the good Reverend harkened back to earlier, simpler times by providing a compelling demonstration that dipsomania is more a failing of character and moral fortitude and less a consequence of inhabiting a cold and indifferent planet that eats ones dreams for breakfast and rudely awakens one from their afternoon nap.

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