More a performance art piece than an actual show, this evening consisted of the Reverend constructing elaborate effigies of Sting™ and Dave Matthews out of newspapers and clothes he found on the street, all the while whistling a spirited "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" interjected at odd moments with advertising slogans and profanities.

The evening culminated with the Reverend playing a tape of the Dead Kennedy's "Viva Las Vegas" whilst he attacked his creations with a garden spade and a goodly length of motorcycle chain.

He was subsequently credited with a victory in a split decision.